The Stockdale Paradox

Zeno would disagree, and most of the world would jack you for saying that, except for the uncomprehending children.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno's_paradoxes

echo 'Satan, get thee hence!' | sed 's/Satan/troll/’; echo ' ;)'

fancy sentences (I wouldn't even bother to call them glittering) like yours above, are weak, unsuccessful attempts to try to confuse adults, not just children. FAIL. FOR. SURE.