Not that one could tell by their vehicle choice, of course.

That might be a little high given how many small boats exist in this country, but definitely agree the vast majority will never tow.

> 99.9% of drivers

I think you've just made that up; however, I am willing to stipulate that 99.9% of Hacker News posters will never tow anything. I always forget how out of touch the audience here is.