AWS Lambda PR/FAQ After 10 Years
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- The press release needs to be more customer focused. Can you justify "simplest"? Please add details about which specific AWS services can work with Lambda. Why are you mentioning Python and Ruby? Please remove 250ms.
- The customer quote should name a real person, not XXX. Where did the 1M number come from? Please add details to the Appendix. Cut part about "huge management and operational overhead". Please use specifics instead of "fast" and "reliable".
- FAQ #1: What is "stateless"? Please expand. Why is this different from other AWS services? Provide real numbers and examples.
- FAQ #2: This is unclear. What about other potential Lambda users? Provide real numbers and examples.
- FAQ #3: Everything below "handlers" is too specific, please merge with #4.
- "Developing and Deploying" section should be moved down. Security section should be first, as it's the priority.
- Overall, too much technical detail. Clean up and add to Appendix. Focus FAQ on customer needs, not implementation details.
- Etc.
Note that all of these comments will be contradicted by another manager in the following week's overview meeting.
I did review this PR before Werner published it, and can say that in this specific case, attributing the quotes to anyone for public release was not allowed. However, I would definitely expect the name of a real person for any quote in a PR/FAQ I was reviewing internally.
That document is perfectly fine. It clearly expresses both the idea and the business value of it, which has obviously been borne out by the unmitigated success of Lambda.
The whole company has become brainwashed by moronic MBAs. The amount of stupidity I dealt with writing and re-writing PR/FAQs has taken years off my life.
The only real message my comment has is to show the poor suckers still working at Amazon the bullshit that they should expect when writing one. Thank all that is holy I never have to deal with those idiots ever again.
Does it get out of hand. Absolutely. But calling out when a PR/FAQ is too technical is valid. Some details belong in a design doc (or elsewhere).
However, I agree with you that the intent should be to deliver a good product. Not to nitpick someone into an anxiety spiral.
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A lot of customers -- especially the larger ones -- actually share their architecture and have in depth conversations about what they are doing and pain points, etc, with their account teams.
My guess is that they knew because their customers told them (or complained?) that they had fleets of EC2 instances just waiting