>I truly don’t understand why this anecdote seems to be offensive - but let me assure you, I’m claiming no scientific discovery or prodigious understanding of cpus here.
You are stating that providing better cooling to a 286 improved it's performance in the terms of calculating faster.
This is, flatly, false. If you have a 286 clocked at 8mhz, it doesn't matter how much you cool it, it will still run at 8mhz, and still only execute the same number of instructions per clock.
To make a 286 perform more calculations per second, you MUST increase it's clock rate, directly, by installing a faster oscillator. Running at a high clock rate reduces the time each gate in the circuit has to settle to a state, high or low. This can cause the CPU to have what it experiences as "random" gate flips, that will eventually crash it. To fix this, you can increase the voltage, which can force the gates to stabilize faster. This creates more heat. This heat is what more cooling can extract.
In modern CPUs, the voltage, clock speed, and cooling can all be varied independently (within limits) to acheive whatever is desired: quietest/coolest performance, fastest clock, highest performance, etc.
This is not true on a 286.
If the CPU does not crash with a faster oscillator, extra cooling will not increase it's performance.