On another axis: Jepsen isn't "trying to get there [to FDB's testing]" because Jepsen and FDB's tests are solving different problems. Jepsen exists to test arbitrary, third-party databases without their cooperation, or even access to the source. FoundationDB's test suite is designed to test FoundationDB, and they have political and engineering buy-in to design the database from the ground up to cooperate with a deterministic (and, I suspect, protocol-aware) simulation framework.
To some extent Antithesis may be able to bridge the gap by rendering arbitrary distributed binaries deterministic. Something I'd like to explore!
Sometimes I look at what people say about FDB and it feels like... folks are putting words in my mouth that I don't recognize. I was very impressed by a short phone conversation with their engineers ~12 years ago. That's good, but that's not, like, a substantive experimental evaluation. That's "I focus my unpaid efforts on databases which seem more likely to yield fun, interesting results".