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Or just show the subtitles after a short delay. Or show a word-by-word translation in realtime. Or both.

> there is no way you could accurately subtitle German in English

At one time I am sure there were people that said, "Mr. Wright, there is no way you can get that thing to fly."

A piece of unsolicited advice:

Learn the difference between what cannot be done and what is impossible.

Pfft. Just use the mind reader api. It works based on words already said, body language, and tone.