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> "They can swim away if they choose, and over the years a few have. But almost all stay."

I wonder if they're gonna start a recruitment program so the dolphins can recruit their open-sea bros into the program. "Hey man, want a free GoPro and unlimited fish for life?"

Explain ‘advertising revenues’ to them and ruin dolphin culture forever. :P

Just don't tell them about crypto. We don't need them on their sigma grind.

I wonder if some of the ones that don't stay in San Diego go stay with unfriendly regimes who A/B test their designs with them.

Next we'll need dolphin unions. This is actually the sub-plot of the John Scalzi novel "Starter Villain".

One day one of these dolphins will point his camera at a sign spelled out with seaweed: "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

Basically just wet, smart cats then