If you're barefoot, far better to pass under Steghorn and Daubenhorn. Even Ötzi had grass-insulated moccasins: https://exarc.net/issue-2023-2/at/reconstructing-otzis-shoes
Lagniappe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWOUi0PVTXw
(does discriminating by ranges of continuous spectra instead of at monochromatic points bring us back to Banach?)