Eulogy for my blackberry who went swimming in a toilet last night.

It died. Kind of sad but fitting ending to an era of blackberrying. He was a laggy little bitch most of his life. The past few years he was such a downer. Sometimes I beat him and said horrible things directly to his face. We took a lot of great pictures together, some of which were NSFW. He listened to me when I was talking but would inexplicably cut me off during the middle of our conversations. That always pissed me off and he kept doing that up until the very end. Since his species is dying as a whole, he will have a lot of friends in the afterlife.