a decent stab at humour. I chuckled.
https://i.etsystatic.com/9032484/r/il/79babb/1458733776/il_f...
The kiwi does seem to have been domesticated by the Chinese, but you wouldn't want to infer that from the name "Chinese gooseberry". They could be like the Norwegian rat (also from China) or the "Persian" peach, prunus persica (which is from China too).
Maybe you should just assume that everything comes from China.