Also: After you've ignored me -- free country, go ahead -- and should I prove right -- happens every now and then -- you will NOT want legal discovery turning up statements like "fuck the world" in reference to your compliance with alcohol advertising law.
More important, you won't want your own self-discovery coming across such statements at 3am when you can't sleep because some user of your site has suffered something.
There are lots of clever ideas in the world, you don't need this one. And if you're going to do it, you need to be a lot more careful than you are here.