Are you a libra? This sounds like something a libra might would say! /s

“Repeatable identifiable categories of dubious usefulness”

Yep, there’s a lot of this in modern science.

“Is this method of classification useful? wrong question! All you need to ask is, is it easy to write a reproducible paper (or shareable web content) on this method of classification? Yes, yes it is!”

There’s a lamppost problem at work here.