A bidet. It’s something I really miss when I travel.
When I eat crap food, that's when I need a lot of toilet paper.
Somehow other animals don't need toilet paper.
In fairness, other animals very often could use some cleaning in that area.
I like bidets, but I hardly need them. When I build my next house, it will have bidets.
Bidets are becoming more common in the US, so laugh while you can. We seem to be shedding the unsavory cultural connections the US made with them after WW2.