Will it let me feel the breeze at the top of Half Dome?

Or have me chase a squirrel around after it stole my snacks?

Or have me feel the pride of accomplishing a long hike that I trained for?

Or let me talk with interesting people along the route and hear about their travels?

Or help me find an incredible pizza restaurant with concepts that aren't in my local suburban area?

Or give me the health benefits of hiking outdoors?

I'm not sure how a headset could ever obviate the desire for travel