"curating your news sources with a focus on unsensational, fact-based reporting" -> curious how you do this!
Ultimately, it comes down to why one consumes news at all. If it's to have something to discuss around the water cooler or dinner table, that's a very different use case than someone trying to pattern match on world events for trading stocks or selling their wares.
"Today ChatGPT read 6997 news articles and gave 0 of them a significance score over 6.5."
I’m not working on it toooo hard. This is something I think some AI software tool might swoop in and solve before I can build something I’m happy with.