Yep yep yep.
Jesus Fuck Matt, put down the crackpipe and open the window. You are _totally_ out of control here.
I am 100% going to start another much more urgent discussion at work on Monday about how we remove all risk of relying on anything from Automattic, wordpress.org, or The WordPress foundation. This will include opening a discussion with WPEngine (where we host about two dozen internal and customer sites) about what their short/medium/longterm plans are and what sort of guarantee they are planning to provide about updates and security fixes to the plugins and themes we rely on. It will include an internal discussion of whether we own it to all our clients running WP to inform then of this stupid stupid drama and the risks in represents and what we are doing to mitigate them. It will also include a very serious discussion about a million dollar government RFQ we submitted last month for a project that has a plan to use WP for the public facing website component.