Salt? Flour? Oil? Oats? Rice? Garlic? Black pepper? Most ground spices? Nuts? Beans? Honey? Vinegar? Quinoa? All of these can reasonably sit on a shelf for weeks. I guess none of these are safe to be consumed, all just "toxins".
The reasons why Twinkies are so shelf stable are largely the same reasons why flour or rice or olive oil is shelf stable.
Better be careful of those chemicals like sodium chloride and dihydrogen monoxide.
Sure, if you are assuming Americans are mostly eating these things daily.
Sugar, Water, Enriched Flour, High Fructose Corn Syrup (sugar), Tallow (animal fat/oil), Dextrose (sugar, from the HFCS), Egg
Twinkies are >98% sugar, flower, oil, with a little bit of egg.
You could substitute the tallow with other similar kinds of oils if you wanted, like say coconut oil.
I.e. nobody knows what “processed” means, they just know it’s bad somehow.
(Re-post of <https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27397900>)
I consider them crazies in the same vein as vegetarians who judge whether something is a vegetable based on how cute it looks.
They're probably full of things that are bad for you too.
Your salt is full of microplastics (https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/micro...). Your oats are full of chlormequat. Your spices are full of heavy metals (arsenic, cadmium, and lead), and the same is true for vinegar, nuts, beans, and rice. Most honey sold in stores isn't real honey but comes from China and can be filled with chloramphenicol and other illegal animal antibiotics. Almost all of the extra virgin olive oil sold in US stores is fake and can also be contaminated with phthalates. Around half the garlic sold in the US comes from china and according to some this is Communist Sewage-Garlic, and a threat to national security (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67662779) which can also be covered in chemicals (the common claim is methyl bromide is used although I haven't seen anything to back that up)
The quinoa sitting on your shelf seems the least likely to be toxic or bad for you, but you might want to avoid it for other reasons (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/jan/25/quinoa-g...)
I do keep nuts in the freezer for the most part.
Or for years, in a proper cupboard.