Tesla Is Ready to Roll Out Its Robotaxis

Unveil, maybe. Roll out, definitely not. Come on Wired, at least try to make sense.

Coming soon to a specific, hand selected movie studio lot --- CyberCab rides.

Not to be confused with real CyberCab rides on real streets with real traffic and real paying customers --- which is likely years away and based on Musk's history will likely take much longer than whatever he says.

Just like FSD which has been promised to existing, paying customers for at least a decade. And it still requires the full attention of a real driver.