You see a sad comment, I see a 1 minute job that gave me $3 and a good incentive to learn a bit more about bitcoins. Also, I like money. boohoo.
It's not the comment that's sad, it's the fact that for a pitifully low sum of money you were happy to shred the integrity of your comment.
Show me the part where I threw away the integrity of my comment. The comment doesn't pay lip-service to Coinbase (having never used it), and is basically the comment I would've written regardless.