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I just tried it on an old raspberry pi and it is there. (based on debian 9 stretch)

This can be your reason to update to a non-EOL system.

or the humorous reason not to bother. :)

(lol, this is not a mission critical, internet connected system)

Looks like you're fine with not getting updates, you get to enjoy the easter egg then.

You can't really expect that old of a version of Debian to be up to date