Let your mower sing Happy Birthday for your loved ones
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I have been told that I am the asshole for this exchange, but I stand by this statement: it's not a personal touch if you do it for/to every customer; it's just a waste of time for all involved. And I would still say that I don't want my lawnmower singing happy birthday to me, and that I would rather just pay less for a lawnmower that can't do this.
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The title made me imagine the engine revving such that you'd hear different notes but... this is not a normal mower, it's a smart mower with a mobile app; computer with a blade. It could probably play MP3s for all I know.
What does this actually do?
The Renault F1 engine could famously play tunes this way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0_RPlSe344
It's possible that's some kind of motor noise, but it doesn't sound like it to me.
EDIT: I realize when I say "motor noise" there's some ambiguity. I know there isn't a gas powered engine in this little mower. Revving an engine is exactly what I expected, and this isn't that. When I reference motor noise here, I just mean sound could be produced by a servo or similar, but I don't think that's what's happening.
But this is the first I've seen people use the word "sing" to refer to a tune that isn't being sung, one being played by entirely non-vocal means. There is no vernacular slop muddying the waters here: everybody knows to say "play" instead. It is truly bizarre.
I guess there have been cases, from time to time, where someone is so good at guitar that they "make it sing"... But this mower doesn't deserve that!
stand in garage for 3 minutes waiting
Lawnmower: "beep beep BEE-bop BOOOP BOOOOP"
Her: "I want a divorce."
Coming soon: Let your mower recite the mother's maiden name, first pet's name, and SSN of your loved ones.
The east coast really is 50 years behind...