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"Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony"

https://everything2.com/title/Someday+you+will+drive+your+So...

Why wait? Why drive, even?

Today, you can use an Amazon smart speaker to interface (via an Amazon-produced, Amazon-cloud-hosted voice-command interface) with the Amazon web store to buy an ebook published by Amazon, for you to read on an Amazon tablet, that you bought from the same Amazon web store, that was delivered by Amazon, from an Amazon fulfillment warehouse to your front door.

And soon, that book will be written by an Amazon-owned AI

they make chromebooks, at least...

Why limit yourself to only electronics? You can study at Samsung university, go to the amusement park of Samsung, take the Samsung metro, work at Samsung factories while living in a Samsung apartment, if you get sick you could go to the Samsung medical centre.