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I was sure this as a link to the onion.

I mean, it would be very clever to call a feature you migth or might not include as quantum

Could definitely be a Monty Python sketch.

"I looked inside the TV, there were NO quantum dots."

"Well there's your problem right there - you've gone and collapsed the wave function by looking!"

They may or may not be pining for the fjords!

"The only reason why we knew the position of the particle in the first place was that it had been NAILED there."