OPTIONS and PROPFIND don't get it.
There should be an HTTP method (or a .well-known url path prefix) to query and list every Content-Type available for a given URL.
From https://x.com/westurner/status/1111000098174050304 :
> So, given the current web standards, it's still not possible to determine what's lurking behind a URL given the correct headers? Seems like that could've been the first task for structured data on the internet