"Yo, check it: I'm a chick who breakdances in Sydney's sausage fest scene. Gonna ramble about why there ain't many ladies busting moves and how we can flip gender norms on their head. Gonna throw in some fancy philosophy words to sound smart, talk about my own experiences, and interview some homies. Basically, I'm saying breakdancing can mess with gender roles and let people express themselves however they want. Oh, and I'm filling a gap in research 'cause apparently no one's thought to mix hip-hop and fancy French philosophy before. Boom."
I didn't expect to actually respect it more after the transformation ("I'm saying breakdancing can mess with gender roles and let people express themselves however they want." -- okay, that can be thought-provoking), but I guess that shows the trouble with academic prose selecting for obfuscation.
Related classic, "How to deconstruct almost anything": http://www.fudco.com/chip/deconstr.html