Whenever I see Haskell stuff, Steve Yegge's famous 2010 blog post instantly comes to mind:
"Haskell Researchers Announce Discovery of Industry Programmer Who Gives a Shit"
http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2010/12/haskell-researchers-...
"Haskell Researchers Announce Discovery of Industry Programmer Who Gives a Shit"
http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2010/12/haskell-researchers-...