I wonder, could an asteroid be traveling at a relative-to-Earth speed of very slowly, so that the impact most like just "setting down" on Earth rather than slamming into Earth?
Definitely into science fiction territory here considering that DART resulted in a Δv measured in centimetres per second, but I'm still rather tickled by the idea of collecting a new moon for ourselves :)
Besides, why LEO? Even GSO is 11 times closer than the Moon.