Thought experiment:
I live on a planet near Star A and you live 6 trillion miles away on a planet near Star B. Each of us can see each other's host star as a bright star in our respective skies. Suddenly, both of our host stars supernova and burn out at the exact same time.
However, survivors on my planet observe that Star A supernova'd, and then about 1 year later Star B supernova'd (due to how long the light takes to reach Star A from Star B). And survivors on your planet observe the opposite: That Star B blew up first, and 1 year later Star A followed.
Only an observer precisely equidistant from both stars would have observed the stars burn out simultaneously. But there's nothing special about this vantage point - this vantage point isn't "the truth" either.
This means that a concept like the order of events is not an absolute measurement. To come up with a new function that explains what "really happened" here, accounting for relativity and lightspeed, would be to leave out at least that detail. Each additional function that answers new mysteries abstracts further and leaves out other details by necessity.
I think of it like fine-tuning a model to increase accuracy, it necessarily de-tunes it in other ways.
> simulating a bouncing ball at all levels, with no reduction
It wouldn't fully be the same thing (although could be a very good approximation).