You have to wonder if these people ever stop and think through these decisions.

Start with: why are we even renaming this thing? Everyone already knows the name. The new name is not going to make us any more money. So what are we doing?

Next: is there any chance "Windows App" will be confusing for, I dunno, practically everybody? (I realize everyone else here has pointed this out.)

Maybe the decision to rename was made by AI.

https://genius.com/Abbott-and-costello-whos-on-first-annotat...