Americans' Creationist Views on Human Origins

None of the charts make sense to me and the "percents" don't seem to add up in either direction. I sadly can't get or trust any information from them

I have difficulty believing these poll numbers. How can 46% of Americans be full-on young-Earth creationists, when I've never met one? I think there must be some flaw in the way they're asking the question, apart from the fact that the phrasing of the question seems to presuppose the existence of a guy called "God" (I would replace with "a god or gods").

What about missing poll options? Surely there must be some young-Earth creationists out there who nonetheless believe the human race is over ten thousand years old. In fact, there's a whole term for this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Earth_creationism

I am fond of pointing out (as it annoys many people) that not only is intelligent design not incompatible with evolution, but also that "intelligent design" is pretty much implied by the tenets of most monotheisms. If you have an omnipotent god who sets the initial conditions of the big bang, then he can hardly fail to know perfectly well that the initial particle trajectories he programs in will lead, inevitably, to the formation of Earth and intelligent life thereon. Assuming that said deity had a choice in initial conditions, the fact that he chose the initial conditions that he did must mean that he designed everything in the universe, since from an omnipotent being's point of view setting the initial conditions is perfectly equivalent to setting everything up from scratch at T=1.37e10 years. (The alternative is that you have a deity who can't predict the outcome of quantum events, but what kind of crappy omniscience is that?)