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Poor guy is looking at his google analytics this morning and hoping he is going to sell a bunch of wooden ships from all this new traffic to his website, only to be disappointed.

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Google Analytics? Don't you mean the spinning odometer at the bottom of the page? ;)

It would be nice to send him emails asking about those wooden carvings of ships to restore his faith in the Internet.

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