Or cue:
>Speedbird 206: Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway.
>ATC: Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.
>BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
>ATC: Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?
>Speedbird 206: Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now.
>ATC (annoyed): Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?
>Speedbird 206 (nonchalantly): “Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark ... and I didn't land.”.
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Or perhaps this is more apt:
>Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
>Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
>Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
>Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."