It includes:
* Blaming the tools (and the author)
* Not focusing on facts in the timeline
* Not considering improvements
But that doesn't make for engaging content, right?
> * At $TIME we observed HTTP POST calls failing
> * At $TIME customers reported inability to make changes to ticket prices and promo codes
> * $PERSON took the following steps to debug...
> * Root cause: an update to a vendor library resulted in cascading failures to the site
> * 5 whys (which might include lack of defensive programming, the use of a CDN without a fixed version, etc. etc.)
> * Next steps: pin the CDN version or pull the dependency into the build, etc.
Actually, that still looks like a pretty good story to me without any of the associated mania.