There are iTunes and App store apps on my iOS devices which can't be removed.
Launch the Apple Configurator app.
[+] Profiles -> Create new Profile...
Restrictions -> Configure button
Uncheck [Allow Installing Apps] Uncheck [Allow Use of iTunes Store]
Save, Prepare, done. Nasty icons gone.
Considering that Bud was spouting out of a bodily orifice, the rest of his argument is suspect as well. This, despite the fallacy of jrockway's argument deserves to be corrected.
At any rate, jrockway is a known troll. Should've known better than to enter this fight.