> Windows is a sinking ship.

I got a kick out of Windows' responses to me installing Chrome on some machines at work.

First, search (good) Bing for Chrome. Get a sponsored result from MS saying something like "Oh, really, no reason to install that, Edge is x, y, z marketing bs, you should just use it instead."

Second, go to Chrome download page. Windows then pops up a notification bubble or something in the top right again extolling Edge, finishing with "and it's Microsoft Trusted!"

Thanks for the laughs MS.