Cirrus CI is the best CI system out there, and nothing even comes close

Any post that calls an opinion "objective" is an instant fail.

"I will try to convince you that Cirrus CI is objectively better than every other major CI system in existence: GitHub Actions, CircleCI, GitLab CI/CD, and Buildkite.

"objectively adverb in an objective rather than subjective or biased way : with a basis in observable facts rather than feelings or opinions"