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It's never aliens. It always turns out to be a prank, or ice cracking, or some other boring natural cause. Why can't it be aliens!?

A loose association of alien races scattered across the galaxy, called The Pranksters by their victims and eventual associates.

If it ever is aliens, I hope they aren't some boring little bugs. They need to be just like in the movies.

Acid blood would be great too!

Like in Howard the Duck?