I wonder why are many many "babe" constants included, but only a single "d00d" constant.
if they instead say 'leslie over in sales is a dood' they're just being explicit about his gender, perhaps because someone thought he was female
i'm not endorsing any value judgments for or against these statements, just explaining what other people's thinking (factually) is which leads to the kind of value judgments that lead to policies against putting b00b135 in your source code
i suspect cafed00d was included as a (possibly counterproductive) gesture to allay equity concerns like yours rather than because of any serious concern that a cafed00d constant would cause anyone any concern on its own
Either way, go big or go home?
(As per the Apollo guidance computer)