Predecode/uop cache are both means to the same end, mitigating decode power. AMD and Intel have used both (though not on the same core). Arm has used both, including both on the same core for quite a few generations.
And a uop cache is just a cache. It's also big enough on current generations to cache more than just loops, to the point where it covers a majority of the instruction stream. Not sure where the misunderstanding of the uop cache "working as far in advance is possible" comes from. Unless you're talking about the BPU running ahead and prefetching into it? Which it does for L1i, and L2 as well?
2. "you can't run nothing but floats" they didn't do that in the paper, they did D += A[j] + B[j] ∗ C[j]. Something like matrix multiplication comes to mind, and that's not exactly a rare workload considering some ML stuff these days.
But also, has a study been done on Arm cores? For all we know they could spend similar power budgets on decode, or more. I could say an Arm core uses 99% of its power budget on decode, and be just as right as you are (they probably don't, my point is you don't have concrete data on both Arm and x86 decode power, which would be necessary for a productive discussion on the subject)
3. You're describing letting the BPU run ahead, which everyone has been doing for the past 15 years or so. Losing fetch bandwidth past a taken branch is a different thing.
4. Not sure where you're going. You started by suggesting Arm has less micro-op expansion than x86, and I provided a counterexample. Now you're talking about avoiding complex instructions, which a) compilers do on both architectures, they'll avoid stuff like division, and b) humans don't in cases where complex instructions are beneficial, see Linux kernel using rep movsb (https://github.com/torvalds/linux/blob/5189dafa4cf950e675f02...), and Arm introducing similar complex instructions (https://community.arm.com/arm-community-blogs/b/architecture...)
Also "complex" x86 instructions aren't avoided in the video encoding workload. On x86 it takes ~16.5T instructions to finish the workload, and ~19.9T on Arm (and ~23.8T micro-ops on Neoverse V2). If "complex" means more work per instruction, then x86 used more complex instructions, right?
8. You can use a variable length NOP on x86, or multiple NOPs on Arm to align function calls to cacheline boundaries. What's the difference? Isn't the latter worse if you need to move by more than 4 bytes, since you have multiple NOPs (and thus multiple uops, which you think is the case but isn't always true, as some x86 and some Arm CPUs can fuse NOP pairs)
But seriously, do try gathering some data to see if cacheline alignment matters. A lot of x86/Arm cores that do micro-op caching don't seem to care if a function (or branch target) is aligned to the start of a cacheline. Golden Cove's return predictor does appear to track targets at cacheline granularity, but that's a special case. Earlier Intel and pretty much all AMD cores don't seem to care, nor do the Arm ones I've tested.
Anyway, you're making a lot of unsubstantiated guesses on "weirdness" without anything to suggest it has any effect. I don't think this is the right approach. Instead of "tail wagging the dog" or whatever, I suggest a data-based approach where you conduct experiments on some x86/Arm CPUs, and analyze some x86/Arm programs. I guess the analogy is, tell the dog to do something and see how it behaves? Then draw conclusions off that?