I would trust Al pastor (the food) more than this thing with my spiritual needs.

Is there a reason why we need to make ai as dystopian as possible?

Or A1 Pastor, who either preaches of battleship or who admonishes steak sauce or who counsels a flock at just one end of just one airport terminal.

Hands down the superior product.

This is the first thing I thought of as well! (and am now hungry…)