Also, it's not like someone is going to be requesting to add emojis to these reports.
It's clean, human-readable, it looks like it should not be difficult to parse if the case needed... so why change it?
Because that's how the younger employees feel like they can contribute by rewriting everything. Clearly, anything created by theOlds can be improved upon using modern but of course they'll make it emoji friendly because that's how you know it's modern.
Floppy disks? Nah that was ages ago. We've upgraded to fax machines.