"So, you worked overtime to save systems across the planet from crashing due to a botched update?"
"Yes, sir. We're 'Site Reliability Engineering', after all."
"And people in airports don't have to sleep on the floors because airlines can actually schedule flights?"
"Yes, sir. Site Reliability Engineering, at its finest, sir!"
"No, you played the hero. That's bad for the team and normally for you, really. You should have let it break."
"But our team...is 'Site Reliability Engineering'?"
"You should have let it break."
"But, Site...Reliability?"
"You're fired."