Attack the Block’s Joe Cornish To Direct Cyberpunk Classic Snow Crash
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Perhaps the Metaverse will be upon us soon. Will Google take over Second Life?
There was a mostly-terrible interview with Stephenson on GoodReads where the one redeeming factor was getting to hear Neal's thoughts on Snow Crash these many years later:
I'll be interested to see if Joe Cornish is able to pull off the technical aspects of the movie without it appearing too fake.
>Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad. Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken.
(I agree with you btw).
That certainly would have been an interesting take on the
material, which some believe is essentially unfilmable.
Seriously? Snow Crash was supposed to be a comic book, that's why the intro is so strongly visual. The Street, the sword duel on motorcycles, the Burbclaves, the Loglo, etc etc.Some of the deeper themes may be difficult to translate to a 120 minute movie, but that's not the same thing as unfilmable.
I'd be really curious to see how a present day retelling if the story would handle this disconnect.
Male Character .... Check
Female Character .. Check
Nuclear Weapon .... Check
=> James Bond with iPhones
We should just hide the minority report and stop this crime against literature from happening.[Edit] Obviously I should elaborate a bit: Snow Crash is precisely the type of book, where it is really easy to make an disappointing movie. It has enough action scenes to fill 90 minutes without ever mentioning any of the interesting concepts of the book.
That is not a complete sentence.
>In particular, in the book skilled hackers are able to discern meaning from what otherwise looks like binary noise just by looking at it.
Erm, that's not really what the image is a reference too. The noise is what the titular "snow crash" looks like when you use a particular digital "drug" (well not exactly a drug, but, spoilers you know). I don't recall anything about hackers being able to read binary code by looking at bitmaps, and I'm pretty sure that statement is contradicted by Hiro's skepticism that the binary code in the Snow Crash drug could actually have any effect on a human brain simply by entering the visual cortex.
The book takes it to the point that binary images, static to non-hackers, to hackers contains meaning (though not consciously), permitting the information contained (subconcious memes/instructions) to be spread via images, rewriting their minds. The images to everyone else look like static or the "snow crash".
The whole thing lacks seriousness. A character named Hiro Protagonist is the protaganist of the adventure. It's filled with action/pulp goodness, not a serious treatise on the capabilities of interstellar memes and the effect of language on the human mind. Some magical incantation in a language no one in the present has ever heard, but that is apparently genetically programmed into our minds, permits anyone to be controlled by commands in the language. If that's allowed, why not let static convey it as well? And the language/commands returned in the form of signals from space?
You end up with this situation where the studio has to release something, because they've spent so much money buying the options, paying for ump-teen rewrites, etc. Studios don't account this as a 'loss', since in theory they will make the money back when the film is released. There comes a point in development hell where you have to release something, because either a) your losses on the film are at a point where you can't keep rolling them over, or b) your options are going to expire - and if you're the studio executive who decides not to make the film and commit that loss to paper you can bet you won't be with the studio for much longer.
The best case is you end up with something like Watchmen (which had been in development for about 20 years and had half a dozen big name directors attached, like Gilliam and Aronofsky). The final result is a reasonable film, although one that doesn't really compare to the source material and is fairly quickly forgotten. The worst case is the film doesn't get made (although if you're passionate about the source material you might argue this was the best case all along).
This is a big simplification - in true Hollywood style, it's a lot more complex (Snow Crash actually bounced from Paramount to Disney and back again - the fact Disney was unable to do anything with it isn't really a good sign). What you can pretty much guarantee is that at the end of it you end up with a film that's average at best. It's a vicious cycle: say Joe Cornish writes a great script, but Paramount insist on some rewrites. Joe Cornish then has to drop out, because the rewrites cause the schedule to clash with another project. Another director comes on, and he insists on new rewrites to accomodate his style. Etc, etc etc.
I'm guessing this came about because Cornish had a movie that did quite well with the geek critics, if not the box office. So he probably got some meetings off that and they asked him what he wanted to do next. He said Snow Crash, they figured why not, it's just sitting there, and here we are. This is all conjecture on my part, but it seems likely.
Still, it's good to see it's floating to the surface again.
Now, if Neuromancer would ever actually happen...
EDIT: Lorenzo Di Bonaventura signed on to produce Neuromancer last month. That's a big deal, it might really get made. http://www.marketwatch.com/story/seven-arts-and-prodigy-pict...
snow crash was impressive, to me, because of the sheer quantity of new concepts, tightly integrated. Stephenson created a plausible future that dealt with what people would deal with in all conceptual scales, from highfalutin cultural organization of government and religion all the way down to teenagers interests in food and clothing. I feel, he did a pretty great job of avoiding the mundane that's pretty much the same as today, while highlighting stuff that's different, like skate wheels.
Snowcrash is a cartoon, it is a caricature of a future with new stuff. It's not a good book, not like coherent like Vonnegut, or even Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, but it is indeed a window to the future. Neromancer was written on a typewriter, and snowcrash was written in flatland.
Obviously. I'm struggling to understand why this is a problem.
1. no character development
2. "hiro protagonist" 10/10 on the lame scale
3. no explanation for why delivering pizzas is so important. there is one paragraph that attempts to explain it but fails miserably.
4. the girl only serves as a plot vehicle and does so incredibly poorly
5. hiro's dad and raven's dad were captured together? absurd
6. love of the rat thing for the girl is disney-level goofy
7. the "magic spell" juanita reads at the end is a little too convenient
I did like the fighting scenes, though. There was one very good paragraph in the whole book -- the bit about how computers never seem to do the right thing and to get any modicum of productivity out of them the tools one uses must be transparent, meaning the user must have a deep understanding of their tools. That is a pretty deep insight that can be incorporated into daily life.
Also, snow crash? LCDs don't do that.
Although spoilerwhen they talk about the phenome of the alien creatures, from a logical perspective it seems rather backwardsspoiler