Oh, my bad! It's a "landing page"! Totally normal that it needs to 200 Kb of JS to display 1 Kb of text!
There’s an email subscription field thats why i need js hahah you’re so fond of yourself
What in the world are you talking about?
Don't take it personally though, JS abuse is unfortunately common; just need to vent for once. But like the author of article I linked, people tend to just skip those blank pages. It's a tiny minority which is probably not the target audience anyway. Actual hackers would look at how you did it and make their own version.