I agree, but I do have to give the author some credit here
The alternatives at least are making a falsifiable statement
"Our tool blocks 92 million bad requests per day" is falsifiable
"Our tool offers powerful security options" is not
While they're both kind of marketing blather, one is more "real"
Of course if you are making falsifiable statements in your marketing, and they actually do turn out to be false, then that's (in theory) illegal right?