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The job market is hell to apply in. Job seekers are incentivised to come up with strategies and techniques to make mass application simpler, and sure enough, they have. Go team humanity.
Like Intrinsic is... combating spam. Would spam not exist if there were no spam filters?
The thing is, it is not a symmetric situation. Barring serious outliers, the worst that's going to happen to a company that can't find "the perfect candidate" is that they hire someone who is suboptimal. Maybe they even don't have the skills they claimed at all. Oh no, efficiency will be down and the execs' stock options might not be worth quite as much.
On the other hand, the worst thing that's going to happen to a typical job seeker who can't find a company that will hire them is that they will run through their savings—wait, do they have savings? this is America we're talking about, so probably not!—and be unable to pay their bills, causing them to become homeless.
So forgive me for having exactly zero sympathy for the companies that perpetuate this ugly arms race.
Translation: employees have to work with someone who is not pulling their weight (always unpleasant) and their own stock based compensation might not be worth quite as much (hurting the income of individual programmers) and the manager has to deal with the hassle of a termination process. So forgive me for having exactly zero sympathy with candidates trying to use AI slop to game the system.
I'm not exactly cheering for LLM-driven spam here, but the way applications work has incentivized candidates to be maximally spammy for a very long time.
The other side of this is that the candidate who the hiring managers ignore for not fitting their hopelessly-unrealistic criteria (and not having the good sense to have a family member or golfing buddy in the C-suite) is risking homelessness. This is not a hypothetical situation; even just here on HN I've seen many people post about dealing with that kind of problem for months or years at a time, let alone other sites.
This is not equivalent to having to work with people who aren't pulling their weight and having slightly lower stock-based compensation—which is, in nearly all cases, either on top of significant regular salary, or being given in such quantities, and to someone with so much existing wealth, that it basically doesn't matter.
It's better than being unhoused, sure, but managers, faced with the challenges of firing someone, along with a demoralized team, aren't going to go "y'know what? it sucks being unhoused, lemme hire more bad employees" and loosen up hiring recs. We can discuss at length how terrible it is to be unhoused, but it's not going to change that basic fact.
What about trying to work with them to make them a better employee?
Sure, there are some who genuinely just want to take as much as they can and give as little as they can get away with, but they are, without a doubt, a tiny, tiny minority of people. By and large, people want to be able to contribute and do good work.
The problem is, the current system doesn't allow this. It says if you're not hitting the ground running day 1, you're a liability. It says no one will ever be trained on anything, so even if you know Java, PHP, and Kotlin, if you aren't also a several-year veteran of AWS, Kubernetes, and Agile, you have no chance. It says the one thing that matters is Line Go Up, always, and if we ever suspect you might not be contributing as much to Line Go Up as you could be—even if you're not actively making it go down—then you are a problem and need to be forcibly corrected or removed.
So instead of investing in a system where employees feel valued, and know that if they need to shift from one specialty to another, or come in without 100% of the skills expected of the position, they can take a little while and be trained to do what's needed, we treat people like things, and then justify it by saying they'll make everyone else's pay lower if they're allowed to stay.
> Translation: employees have to work with someone who is not pulling their weight (always unpleasant) and their own stock based compensation might not be worth quite as much (hurting the income of individual programmers) and the manager has to deal with the hassle of a termination process. So forgive me for having exactly zero sympathy with candidates trying to use AI slop to game the system.
Congratulations, you just got fooled by a cognitive trap! Your prize is getting to be mislead and getting to help mislead others!
Large organizations and other powerful interests are very good at playing games to direct blame away from themselves and direct harm towards sympathetic parties. It's one of the techniques they use to maintain their power and create space to do harmful things that advantage themselves.
In this case, you're getting fooled by having one layer of indirection. In this case, (A) the company sets the policies that cause the harm you're sympathetic to (e.g. putting employees under pressure they feel every bit of dead weight, neglecting things like reasonable training and on-boarding periods so people are "dead weight" if they aren't a perfect fit on day one) in addition to (B) the other policies they set (e.g. an unreasonable demand for a perfect fit) that make job searches a demoralizing slog. That way, you're mislead into blaming the people the company harms with (B) for the hard the company does with (A).
But companies have all the power so they should be able to make all the rules, and so we should all be sympathetic with them as they deal with the legitimate hardship of things not being perfectly in their favor.
Those excess humans just need to grow up and die already. /s
We've all heard the complaints, "why does this job make me submit my resume, and then fill out a form with all the same information on my resume??" and "why is this job listed as entry level when it requires 3 years of experience??", and "this job posting isn't even maintained, it only exists so someone can say they did due diligence before they hired their friend" -- these are all very valid complaints. And also a few of my complaints: why is every job posting super long, require a large amount of highly specific technologies that can easily be learned on-the-job, and also paradoxically really vague about the /actual/ checkboxes that they'll be using to screen out your resume? And what is the point of cover letters; what am I supposed to say on the cover letter that wouldn't be covered on my resume?
Companies have been doing this BS for many years. I don't blame people at all for adopting strategies which let them spam applications. I haven't even heard one coherent argument, from the hiring managers who claim to despise it, why spamming applications is supposed to be bad in the first place.
I would love to work there if you have great benefits. I would love to work there if you have great pay. I would love to work there if you have an excellent culture that suits my personality.
Oh, is that not quite what you're asking? I want the job because it's a paycheck. (let's be honest, ask your board and shareholders why you're in business - the answer is "money" - so that's my answer: money.) I can do the job well because even if my current exact experience doesn't match your current exact criteria, I have the skillset to adapt to whatever software-related task you can throw at me. Again, honesty: the current job description isn't what the job will be in three months, so you don't need someone with "no less than seventeen years" of experience calling a Redis API- you need someone who can use any software stack to get shtuff done.
But you're not hiring for that, though you know you should be.
Thought I'd share in case others were lacking context. :)
[0] https://www.msn.com/en-ph/money/technology/i-m-a-tech-startu...
Due likely to extensions in Firefox, I get empty image previews on X (I believe I deleted my account several years ago). It's not always clear when there's more than one so when I clicked, I saw the response, not the reason. So the one other person on Earth with my wonky setup might get some help ;)
The odds everyone on HN will be able to read the link are low.
Sometimes it's a thread that can't be read unless you're logged in.
Sometimes the interesting bit is in the comments which may or may not show up if you're not logged in.
Sometimes it's a video that might play three times out of five, or it might just show an endless spinner two times out of five.
The platform itself is a dog's breakfast of dark patterns and unpredictable glitches, so when I see a link to X my reflex is to downrank it just for the high probability of frustration.
Lookie 'ere, HR, we didn't start the AI escalation in the application process.
Maybe if you started treated humans like humans again, we could stop treating you like robots?
- Joe Armstrong, in some alternative reality.
I can read half that name without even trying, and could make out the second half in a couple minutes if I cared enough.
I'm sure it will be a fascinating cat and mouse game, except for the part that communication's S/N ratio will get even lower...
What the world needs is the equivalent of "placeholders" like are used to prevent sql injection and the models to be trained (and model apis changed) to treat the information coming through the placeholder as fundamentally different to the main prompt and context.
Not substracting prestige staffing for being guilty...
Hi,
We see that you have worked for our firm before. But we do not have an updated resume. Can you contact us and upload an updated resume.
They got this hint by the way when I sent some pictures back of my middle fingers extended.
That BANANA check would be way more effective if they placed it in the middle of a random sentence.
Also as an unasked-for endorsement: Intrinsic[1] are awesome. If you need someone to work on trust and safety stuff (or want a job in that field) check them out.
[1] https://withintrinsic.com/ <- the company that Karine is ceo for.
Frankly I'm not bothered by their pain since they are the ones that made this hiring hellscape.
I don't know why this isn't more common - why even HAVE interview questions if they aren't trying to learn something in particular and how can you do that without both intent and calibration? I had a lot of strong opinions about the interview process but that usually put me at odds with the people above.
Interviewing sucks. Everyone would benefit from taking a moment and remembering how much it sucks for the humans involved. Bring as much empathy to the table as possible!
This kind of attitude is fine at large companies, but it's a good way to absolutely sink your small business.
Someone saying "how hard can it be" is kind of a flag that they have zero idea of how hard it is or isn't.
What is the worst is the director that hasn't touched code in 15-20 years, remembering with rose-tinted glasses and never experienced the organization he is leading.
I don't know many other positions where someone can so easily throw away $25k of the companies money because they just couldn't be bothered to do their job.
"revolutionizing"? Really?
"disruptive technologies"?
You are literally using AI to "spend less time on repetitive manual" tasks.
And the prompt is: "why you'd love to work at Intrinsic." That's insightful. Two word: "Get Paid" Anything else is a lie. No one applying is looking for a higher purpose, and if you believe that, you are follling yourself with that application process.
Also, you do a bad job at blacking out the persons name. Michelle who? Two letter last name? Something u?
Maybe you should worry about exposing private information like that? You knew you shouldn't have shared that, but now Michelle ?u from San Jose needs to worry.
You seem to have a very jaded take on employment, but please don't generalize.
I think AI has the potential to create infinitely stable dictatorships. -- Ilya Sutskever
Me too and I can't think of a technology more central to that than this.