Future? I could swear it's already happening. Talking to support workers is getting very cringe worthy. Every other sentence is some superficial crap like
"Hello there, It's great to hear from you and I hope you're doing well today! I will be happy to assist you!"
I didn't make this up, this is a real message I got from a support team.
It's only going to get better and better.
[smiling as hard as possible]
Too late. You have been transferred to a dormitory with more appropriate peers.
Insufficient enthusiasm. You have been fined one credit.