> My cat is funny. "Funny cat," I say, walking up to it. "What are you up to?" It sits up straight and looks at me with a tilted head, as if to say, "What's wrong with you?" Sometimes I just have to laugh at how funny a cat can be. So I say, "Okay, you're funny. I'll give you some treats." It stretches out a little and I give it some treats. It eats them up quickly and starts

This is kind of like 3rd grade English. What would be required to go beyond that?