I've summarized this entire thread in 4 lines (didn't even use AI for it!)

Step 1. Chick-Fil-A releases a grass-fed beef burger to spite other fast-food joints, calls it "the vegan burger"

Step 2. A couple of outraged vegans show up in the comments, pointing out that beef, even grass-fed beef, isn't vegan

Step 3. Fast food enthusiasts push back: it's unreasonable to want companies to abide by this restrictive definition of "vegan". Clearly this burger is a gamechanger and the definition needs to adapt to the times.

Step 4. Goto Step 2 in an infinite loop