Bidets are like acid: people who try it once have to tell everyone to try it too. Personally, I find the fixation on how I'm supposed to clean my ass a bit weird.
But might they also be like acid in that they could be a life-changing experience that cannot be adequately described unless personally tried?
According to some commentators in this thread they might be.
I mean this is an article about bidets. It's sort of expected that people will share their thoughts and experiences. Outside of contexts like this the totality of my discussions about bidets has been essentially entirely limited to with the friend who helped me remove my old toilet and install my new bidet one.